Observation #7

(Sunglasses)

Did you ever notice

How cool you look

With the right

sunglasses on?

Funny thing is

You feel cool too!

Observation #8

(Men)*

Did you ever try

to have a conversation

with a GUY?

Excuse me, Sir….

I SAID:

Did you ever try

to have a conversation

with a GUY?

*(Sorry guys….

This is a female joke)

Observation #9

(Women)*

Did you ever try

to have a conversation

with a WOMAN?

Excuse me honey,

But can we talk about this

Some other time?

I really have to go now.

*(Sorry guys….

This is a female joke too)

Observation #10

(Windows)

Why is it
We always
Check ourselves out

In a plate glass store window.

Observation #11

(Windows)

Did you ever wonder

If the people inside

Really think you are

Looking at them?

Observation #12

(Weekdays)

Who the hell likes

Tuesdays, Wednesdays,

And Thursdays.